What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What is the rudest/meanest thing a family member has said to you?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?

-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Where are the gay people in India?

You Only Live Twice

The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

How do the Sola Scrptura folks react to the Dead Sea Scrolls and other more recent discoveries of ancient Biblical texts not among those canonized by Martin Luther?

Moonraker

A View to a Kill

Goldfinger

Checkers Drop Game 1 of Finals in Double Overtime - Charlotte Checkers Hockey

Octopussy

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Surprised scientists discover the 'dark sides' of Uranus' moons are the wrong way around - Live Science

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

What is the best way to get over your ex?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

How can one translate "You're welcome" from English to French using formal language? Are there any other ways to say this phrase in a more polite manner?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

Has a conversation with someone who holds opposing political views ever caused you to change your own beliefs?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is the best way to keep my vagina clean and fresh?